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I have had some bad Valentine’s Days, some good Valentine’s Days, and some okay Valentine’s Days, but today was a truly unrivaled atrocious day. Not only am I single, but any guy I’d want to be with is at least 4 hours away from me. I accidentally fell asleep last night, only to wake up and discover that I hadn’t finished my homework and it was too late to finish it. I got into class and was greeted with a pop quiz over the reading. I hadn’t done the reading. Who actually does the reading ahead of time in a lecture class? I literally could not answer a single question. I went to lab and found out we were going to be there late because we had to do something extra to prepare for next week, so it took forever to get out of there. Also, I broke an Erlenmeyer flask…which I’ll have to pay for, and those things are really expensive. My ladies night plans got cancelled, and my best guy friend can’t take me out like he said, because he spent all his money on a date with a model last night. Fuck Valentine’s Day. Bright sides: 1. I got a Star Wars valentine from my friend Lori in my mailbox. 2. They were trying to be all festive in the cafeteria, so there was actually really good food tonight. 3. I still have two chocolates left from the box I got. 4. I don’t have much homework for tomorrow. 5. In an effort to make it up to me, Ryan and Flow are going to pretend to be single and wallow with me and watch a The Big Bang Theory marathon. 6. I got a text today saying “I wish I could send you a bouquet of booze and vibrators.”

I have had some bad Valentine’s Days, some good Valentine’s Days, and some okay Valentine’s Days, but today was a truly unrivaled atrocious day.

Not only am I single, but any guy I’d want to be with is at least 4 hours away from me. I accidentally fell asleep last night, only to wake up and discover that I hadn’t finished my homework and it was too late to finish it. I got into class and was greeted with a pop quiz over the reading. I hadn’t done the reading. Who actually does the reading ahead of time in a lecture class? I literally could not answer a single question. I went to lab and found out we were going to be there late because we had to do something extra to prepare for next week, so it took forever to get out of there. Also, I broke an Erlenmeyer flask…which I’ll have to pay for, and those things are really expensive. My ladies night plans got cancelled, and my best guy friend can’t take me out like he said, because he spent all his money on a date with a model last night. Fuck Valentine’s Day.

Bright sides: 1. I got a Star Wars valentine from my friend Lori in my mailbox. 2. They were trying to be all festive in the cafeteria, so there was actually really good food tonight. 3. I still have two chocolates left from the box I got. 4. I don’t have much homework for tomorrow. 5. In an effort to make it up to me, Ryan and Flow are going to pretend to be single and wallow with me and watch a The Big Bang Theory marathon. 6. I got a text today saying “I wish I could send you a bouquet of booze and vibrators.”