March 2012
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Ugh...landlady problems.
This is getting old.
The bathroom was dirty (not even that dirty), so we’re all awful and she’s all offended that we don’t “have more respect for her as Christian young people.” …I honestly wonder if she would kick me out if she found out I’m not really a Christian.
“wet towels in the floor” translates to - one dry towel next to the shower....
“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think
it’s...”
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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“If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...”
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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Tonight is my last night in Chatty.
Tomorrow, when Matt goes to work, I have to drive back to Jackson and spring break is over.
I’m going to miss him so much, and JJ too. I love my boys. I’ve had a good week.
Tonight while Matt’s at work, I’m having to make up for the fact that I’ve done nothing productive all week and actually get some work done. I just did some choreography for Monday, now Inorganic...
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theburningbridges asked: Your blog is pretty awesome. Your writing style is legit.
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Sometimes, I actually have balls and tell people how I feel. Sometimes, everything works out exactly the way I wanted it to.
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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay? →
pointednorth:
A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.
Starbucks is...
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I have my second Analytical Chemistry test in 7...
I’ve barely studied at all at this point because I’m such a goddamn good friend…to the, like, three friends that I have.
But mostly because I’ve been hella lazy this week. It’s almost spring break. I can feel it. I cant bring myself to actually do fucking anything. I now have to decide between staying up and studying now, or getting some sleep, doing my best and...
Calories Burned During Sex →
So funny. It got completely ridiculous towards the end. For example:
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Orgasm
Real - 27 calories
Faked - 160 calories
OR
Group Sex
Introducing yourself - 3 calories
Overcoming shyness - 8 calories
Swapping partners, willingly - 4 calories
Swapping partners, unwillingly - 62 calories
Jealousy (Partner having more fun than you are) - 16 calories
Mixed doubles - 26 calories
Being nice to...
My refund check came in!!!!!!!
It’s such a relief…really. Man, it’s nice not to be completely broke.
sassypantzz asked: 2, 14, 17, 29
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Jack Kerouac would have been 90 years old today.
fuckyeahbeatniks:
(12 March 1922 – 21 October 1969)
“Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...”
– Greta Christina (Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies) (via metatheatre, sexisnottheenemy) (via paintupurple) (via nancaia) (via moniquill) (via littlegoldenapple) (via succulentsaskie) (via bebinn) (via urlcannotendinahyphen)
Sometimes I'm really mean when I talk to myself.
Me: Once upon a time...
Me: Fuck you, no one cares about your life.
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It's that time of year...
The time of year where I start getting turned down for MFA programs.
So far, I’ve heard from Johns Hopkins and UMass Boston.
No go at either of those.
Still waiting to hear from BU and Emerson…and the teaching program in France.
I hope I don’t have to be a hobo.
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