March 2012
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February 2012
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Only about three or four people collectively out...
Guess who was one of them!
…This guy!!!
I still very well could have failed, but at least I finished. I’m feeling pretty good about it.
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Fuct up visions in my head. I'm a fuct up kid is...
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
sameoldflame:
attackofthemunchies:
northerngrizzlywarrior:
Holy shit
OH MY GOD
Magical. I would be a lesbian I think for Conan’s long lost twin sister.
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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This literally just happened.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Freshman boy just proposed friends with...
sameoldflame:
tiffanyepiphany:
It was his plan B, I guess, because I didn’t want to date him. It might have been really sweet…but I couldn’t tell because it was plagued by such bad grammar. Okay, new rule: No more dates with freshmen.
FREHSMEN wanted you to sample his FRESH MEAT
Gross.
Freshman boy just proposed friends with...
It was his plan B, I guess, because I didn’t want to date him. It might have been really sweet…but I couldn’t tell because it was plagued by such bad grammar. Okay, new rule: No more dates with freshmen.
Horny
productofawanderingmind:
sugarbumplum:
The word horny is derived from Greek mythology. The God Pan was always after the nymphs but they always turned him down. Because he had horns, the word horny got associated with anyone who was after someone.
Makes sense! I’m going to choose to believe it could well be true haha :D
I love Greek mythology. :)
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Okay, so the date was a bust.
I didn’t imagine it would be true love, obviously, but…
While the kid was very sweet and a gentleman, he opened the car door for me and paid for everything, I found out early on that he was a homophobe. That didn’t fly. And after I yelled at him, things were a little awkward. He was a good little Christian boy in every bigoted sense of the word…So I had to lay it out...
I just got asked out over facebook by a freshman.
I think I’m going to go… It’s a free movie. :)
My daddy is wonderful.
That’s all. :)
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WatchYou - The Pretty Reckless cover
Listening to this song as I was posting it just a while ago made me realize how easy it is to play, so I learned it, and recorded it…without putting pants on.
But the magic of the internet is that you never truly need pants. :)
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“I want love to roll me over slowly
Stick a knife inside me and twist it all...”
– from Love Interruption - Jack White
Ugh, I cannot wait for my birth control to stop...
Dear Hormones, could you please level out soon. Love, Tiffany.
I’m not quite as fatigued as I was, but still really lethargic and unmotivated all the time. I’ve been really depressed lately, with short bursts of extremely happy. Within the past couple of weeks, my skin has gotten absolutely awful. You guys in internet land don’t quite know because of the magic of photoshop, but...
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I am extremely frustrated with my landlady right...
If I am paying four hundred bucks a month to rent out a room in this house, then I should at least receive the courtesy of being treated like an adult. We previously discussed a rule about her not being comfortable with me having guys sleep over, but I didn’t think that would extend to a guy not even being allowed to sleep downstairs on the couch when he’s coming to visit me from out...
ogdensoldfirewhiskey asked: Sounds like you've had a rough day. I can't do much, but I'll do the one thing I can do in order to try to salvage your night -- and that is to wish you a happy Valentines Day. I'm just being random, but sometimes random things are the best things. It's the most I can do, but oh well. Hope you have a good night none-the-less :)
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