December 2011
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Anonymous asked: I just stumbled across your page while doing a google search, and I just wanted to say that you look beautiful in your picture to the left on your page.
Anonymous asked: i am also rewatching skins this winter!! i started last winter and watched 3 seasons, but then ran out of time.. I don't have netflix or anything, so it's been a pain in the arse trying to find them online. how do you watch yours?
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Merry fucking Christmas.
Idk if I’ve said anything on here about this, but my entire family is in a gigantic feud, and I refuse to take sides despite all the persuading I constantly get from both sides. My mom just started crying because she got a message from a wrong number apologizing for something and she thought it was my sister. It took everything I had not to openly roll my eyes at her. Now I’m going to...
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Anonymous asked: I was exactly thinking of the song whilst typing the query; after just watching No Strings Attached, after utorrent finished downloading Friends with Benefits. I'm dead serious. Going back, so more of in the proximity of spooning or did you just passed out drunk next to him?
Anonymous asked: "I woke up next to a boy this morning." (Since you put it up there.) You're not talking about loosing the v-card, are you? --AP
2 reasons today is great:
1. I woke up next to a boy this morning.
2. My best friend is teaching me how to shoot a gun this afternoon.
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My "pillow talk" consists of: "Who's your favorite...
Why am I single?
Anonymous asked: Im bugged you can just drop it and say you're horny. What if a guy who knows you, reads it? He'll take that info to this advantage. --AP
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know...
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Anonymous asked: "The level of horny that I constantly am lately is simply not compatible with my virginity…" Can you better explain this to. My brain is trying to but I'll probably laugh better if someone else explains it to me? Please --AP
Watchiliveinaboxofpaints:
yourollthedice:
LOVE THIS.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS GREAT
Why am I so amused right now?
hahahaha
I have to go to Jackson this morning to pay my...
My application for the MFA program at Brown is due tomorrow.
Look at me, taking care of business like a grownup.
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WatchJust Kelsey and I fooling around in the wee hours of the morning.
Cover of (most of) Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons.
Watch my intense concentration face…haha that’s how I look when I play the guitar.
“Although not spoken of openly in Western society until recently, cunnilingus is...”
– Wikipedia
I think I might have to convert to Taoism…
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Characters on tv shows shouldn't die.
I shouldn’t cry so much over fictional characters.
Seriously…this is ridiculous.
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English Pronunciation
pointednorth:
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the...
I want a new tattoo.
If my best friend goes for it, we might get matching tattoos. Or, I think I might add onto my wrist tattoo with a cutting from another of my favorite poems. Here’s a few options I’m thinking of:
“I am on the last millionth infinite tentacle of the spiderweb, a worrier” - from Lysergic Acid by Allen Ginsberg
“come Poet shut up eat my word, and taste my mouth in your...
All the roommates are gone for Christmas.
It’s officially time to run around the apartment naked, listening to showtunes.
I just took 3 benadryl and I have to pack.
Shit’s about to get real.
I just woke up after sleeping for seventeen...
I hadn’t slept for like three days.
I feel like I rufied myself…