February 2012
76 posts
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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This literally just happened.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Freshman boy just proposed friends with...
sameoldflame: tiffanyepiphany: It was his plan B, I guess, because I didn’t want to date him. It might have been really sweet…but I couldn’t tell because it was plagued by such bad grammar. Okay, new rule: No more dates with freshmen. FREHSMEN wanted you to sample his FRESH MEAT Gross.
Feb 22nd
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Freshman boy just proposed friends with...
It was his plan B, I guess, because I didn’t want to date him. It might have been really sweet…but I couldn’t tell because it was plagued by such bad grammar. Okay, new rule: No more dates with freshmen.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Horny
productofawanderingmind: sugarbumplum: The word horny is derived from Greek mythology. The God Pan was always after the nymphs but they always turned him down. Because he had horns, the word horny got associated with anyone who was after someone. Makes sense! I’m going to choose to believe it could well be true haha :D I love Greek mythology. :)
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Okay, so the date was a bust.
I didn’t imagine it would be true love, obviously, but… While the kid was very sweet and a gentleman, he opened the car door for me and paid for everything, I found out early on that he was a homophobe. That didn’t fly. And after I yelled at him, things were a little awkward. He was a good little Christian boy in every bigoted sense of the word…So I had to lay it out...
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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I just got asked out over facebook by a freshman.
I think I’m going to go… It’s a free movie. :)
Feb 19th
My daddy is wonderful.
That’s all. :)
Feb 19th
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WatchWatch
You - The Pretty Reckless cover Listening to this song as I was posting it just a while ago made me realize how easy it is to play, so I learned it, and recorded it…without putting pants on. But the magic of the internet is that you never truly need pants. :)
Feb 18th
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“I want love to roll me over slowly Stick a knife inside me and twist it all...”
– from Love Interruption - Jack White
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
Ugh, I cannot wait for my birth control to stop...
Dear Hormones, could you please level out soon. Love, Tiffany. I’m not quite as fatigued as I was, but still really lethargic and unmotivated all the time. I’ve been really depressed lately, with short bursts of extremely happy. Within the past couple of weeks, my skin has gotten absolutely awful. You guys in internet land don’t quite know because of the magic of photoshop, but...
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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I am extremely frustrated with my landlady right...
If I am paying four hundred bucks a month to rent out a room in this house, then I should at least receive the courtesy of being treated like an adult. We previously discussed a rule about her not being comfortable with me having guys sleep over, but I didn’t think that would extend to a guy not even being allowed to sleep downstairs on the couch when he’s coming to visit me from out...
Feb 16th
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ogdensoldfirewhiskey asked: Sounds like you've had a rough day. I can't do much, but I'll do the one thing I can do in order to try to salvage your night -- and that is to wish you a happy Valentines Day. I'm just being random, but sometimes random things are the best things. It's the most I can do, but oh well. Hope you have a good night none-the-less :)
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
Sometimes, I just want to punch you right in the...
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
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"We out in nature dawg, ain't no need to use...
Hahaha. New favorite blog.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Punch-Clock Villain: Richard Siken: Crush →
“Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake and dress them in warm clothes again. How it was late, and no one could sleep, the horses running until they forget that they are horses. It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere, it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio,  how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the days  were bright red, and every...
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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I like my women like I like my Mac&Cheese
6havok9: Hot, wet, and covered in cheese
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Things I learned today.
1) Leftover Thai food from a week ago: apparently not still okay to eat… 2) How  an electrical scale works. 3) I don’t have enough money or time to pay the rent and do my homework and my life is fucked at the moment. 4) What is necessary to get my life to a state of not being fucked. 5) How to properly conjugate reflexive verbs in Spanish. 6) Kool-Aid is good with every meal.
Feb 8th