I'm Tiffany.
24. Recently graduated with my MA in Humanities from the University of Chicago and am currently working as a barista, writing cover letters and putting together resumes in my (limited) free time.
I like words, explosions, dancers, social justice, tattoos, yoga, Star Wars, puns, feminism, and rock n' roll.
Welcome to my brain.

 

I want porn to have titles that really tell me what I’m interested in. I want to see titles like:

Consensual Lesbians Have Sex Exclusively with Other Women

My Girlfriend was Wasted so I Took Her Home and Tucked Her In Gently and then Fucked Her Brains Out the Next Morning when She was Sober

Very Strong Man Throws Woman Around a Little Bit, but Not in a Disrespectful Way

Plumber Walks in to Find Girl Left Tied to the Bed, so He Covers Her with a Blanket and Unties Her. She Rewards Him by Buying Him a Sandwich. 

Sexy Professor Tells Student that the Only Way to Get an A is to Study Really Hard. She Does, Aces the Test, and then Fucks the Professor on His Desk Because He’s Really Hot and She’s been Wanting to All Semester.

Excellent strategy. Maybe I’ll use it tomorrow…but with this picture: 

(Source: michaelsocha)

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

I just had my first real one night stand and I feel kinda weird about it…

Like, we didn’t exchange numbers…he lives in LA and was only in town for a wedding…and I don’t even know his last name…like what was the point? I mean, maybe if it had been like mind-blowing sex…but it was really brief…and then he left right after because he had to go to his brother’s house and catch a plane…

I kind of did it because I was sad…and I was having a weird night…but now I feel a little more sad…because he was really nice and hot and successful and intelligent and very well dressed…and now I want to keep him…but I’ll never see him or speak to him again.

tl;dr — Tiffany is really bad at one-night stands.

So…I have an interview on Tuesday for a job that I applied to without any real hope of even hearing back from…

Does Director of Community Programs sound as scary as I think it does? 

Don’t get me wrong, I could totally do this job. I want it terribly, now that I have a chance, and I would do a great job at it…it just sounds so official. Getting this job and turning 25 at essentially the same time would seal my fate as an adult. 

I haven’t decided if that’s a good thing.